Elephant Butte, NM

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Sunday Words of Wisdom.


========================
Note:  I have 2 other blogs:

http://temariformeandyou.blogspot.com  and  http://allpoliticalthoughts.blogspot.com

Have a great day!
========================






Joe The Plumber - A lesson






Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.


Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very nice neighborhood and where it's clear that all the residents make more than $250,000 per year.

Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the room that contains the leaky pipe under a sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama, who is standing near the door, that it's an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes.

Obama asks Joe how much it will cost. Joe immediately says, "$9,500."

 "$9,500?" Obama asks, stunned, "But you said it's an easy repair!"

 "Yes, but what I do is charge a lot more to my clients who make more than $250,000 per year so I can fix the plumbing of everybody who makes less than that for free," explains Joe. "It's always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I lobbied government to pass this philosophy as law, and it did pass earlier this year, so now all plumbers have to do business this way. It's known as 'Joe's Affordable Plumbing Act of 2013.' Surprised you haven't heard of it."

 In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves. Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book looking for another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses listed have gone out of business. Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing. The leak under Obama's sink goes unrepaired for the next several days.

A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the sink. The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour, and there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to return. Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, and says, “Let's see - this will cost you about $21,000."

 "A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!" Obama quickly fires back.
 Joe explains the reason for the dramatic increase. "Well, because of the 'Joe's Affordable Plumbing Act,' a lot of rich people are learning how to fix their own plumbing, so there are fewer of you paying for all the free plumbing I'm doing for the people who make less than $250,000. As a result, the rate I have to charge my wealthy paying customers rises every day.

"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work from the group of people who get it for free has skyrocketed, and there's a long waiting list of those who need repairs. This has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, and they're not being replaced - nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they won't make any money. I'm hurting now too - all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."

 Obama tries to straighten out the plumber: "Of course you're hurting, Joe! Don't you get it? If all the rich people learn how to fix their own plumbing and you refuse to charge the poorer people for your services, you'll be broke, and then what will you do?"

Joe immediately replies, "Run for president, apparently."

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Sunday Joke.







At a high school in Kansas, a group of male students played a prank.  They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.  School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.

And you thought there was nothing to do in Kansas!

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Sunday Joke!






Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. 
It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. 
Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. 
She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind." 
So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove. 
When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store. Why didn't you just give me some money?" 
Alan replied, "Well, Sandra, I didn't want to send you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"