Sunday Joke!

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,

"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!

Our visit with Naomi and Kelly in Usk,WA.

The kids didn't know what a motorcycle was.  Gurrrr…….

 They came over for spaghetti!  Wow Kelly quite a helmet you've made.

 Kelly was working but Naomi and the rest of us went for a ride.  We wanted to go to a falls up here ut were told that a huge tree fell on a camper and killed all the folks in the camper.  So the park people were cutting down a few other trees.

 Is it a boob tree or a butt tree?

 Priest Lake.

 A really cool shop!

 Here's what you do with left over ski's!

 And here is what you do with all those rocks they we all pick up!

 Dave's new wooden hat!

 It's a bug!

When was the last time that you saw one of these?  It was out by the road at a private driveway.

Sunday Joke!

On the road again.  Off to Browning, MT to see the east side of Glacier Nat'l Park

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 The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her  part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or  "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's  serves breakfast  until 11:30.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris  wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she  screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"

"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned,  I masturbated  while thinking about my sister."  "That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers." 

I've  just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.