To Freddie. Rest in Peace!

We lost Freddie Thursday night Jan. 15th, 2015.
             
                To realize
                The value of a sister/brother
                Ask someone
                Who doesn't have one.

                To realize
                The value of ten years:
                Ask a newly
                Divorced couple.

                To realize
                The value of four years:
                Ask a graduate.

                To realize
                The value of one year:
                Ask a student who
                Has failed a final exam.

                To realize
                The value of nine months:
                Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

                To realize
                The value of one month:
                Ask a mother
                Who has given birth to
                A premature baby.

                To realize
                The value of one week:
                Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

                To realize
                The value of one minute:
                Ask a person
                Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

                To realize
                The value of one second:
                Ask a person
                Who has survived an accident.

                Time waits for no one.

                Treasure every moment you have.

                You will treasure it even more when
                You can share it with someone special.

                To realize the value of a friend or family member:

                LOSE ONE.

                

Sunday Joke!

 

The Bronco's!

Sunday Joke!

Ole the Duck Hunter

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota Lake Country.  He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.  As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to...and there was his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news.  Da good news is dat you are going to be OK.  Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole

"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker.  I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole.  "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.  She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."