Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette, LA. One of the
bike's tires goes flat and they start
hitching a lift back into
town.
A friendly trucker stops
to see if he can help
and the Mexicans ask him
for a ride. He tells them they can ride in
the trailer if they could
fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is
hauling. They manage to squeeze
themselves and their bike
into the back and the driver
shuts the doors and gets on his way.
Wanting to make up time
the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop
pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the
driver what he is carrying,
to which the driver jokingly
replies "Mexican eggs."
The Blond Lady Cop
obviously doesn't believe
this so she takes a look in
the trailer. She opens the back door and
shocked, quickly shuts it
and locks it.
She calls for immediate
backup from headquarters, the Border Patrol
and the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what
emergency she has that requires so many
officers "I stopped
a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it...
two
have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle."
