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Sunday, September 13, 2015
Sunday Joke!
Thoughts on Sex
"There are a
number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in
women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The
other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for
black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger
Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might
forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former
US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry
Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've
forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until
you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged
woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the
same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
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