Sunday joke

If you Marry an Iowa Girl

Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

The first man married a woman from Minnesota. He told her that she was to
do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Wisconsin. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner
on the table.

The third man married a girl from Iowa. He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed
enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He
still has some difficulty when he pees.