Lordy, lordy look who's 40 plus 20! Sunday joke!

Is that a baby photo of my sister or one I pulled of the internet?
Happy 60th Birthday Sis!


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We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard,
slipped back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the
cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be
empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will
be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I
said as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.