First baby news. Aedan was born 2:22pm on Wednesday. The decision was made to get him to Denver. He was flown to Denver, from Gillette, WY, last night. He was born with pneumonia and then his lung collapsed. With a great tailwind and a lear jet the trip took 45 minutes. He is stable. However it sounds like the whole support crew is in dire need of sleep. Good luck, little one!
Today's joke is a Mars & Venus sample. The media will probably make it a political issue and send the FBI to my door. Good grief..........
We had a womens luncheon Wed. and these are Claire's 2 jokes.
This is my favorite new joke.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breathe out of that little thing!
and
Old men go to a brothel.
Two elderly gentlemen who have been out at the pub all night decide to stop at a brothel on the way home. They stumble in and the Madame takes one look at them and says to one of her girls, "Go put an inflatable doll in each of their bedrooms; these guys are too old and drunk to notice. The men pay their money, go in and leave half an hour later.
During the walk home the first man says,"I think my girl was dead, she didn't move or make a sound at all." The second man says, "Well I think mine was a bloody witch!"
"A witch!? Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well I gave her one little bite on the boob and she farted and flew out the window."
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