Sunday funnies.

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it.", just saying...
Sincerely,
Google


Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black?
WTF happened!?!
Sincerely,
1985


Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle


Dear girls who have been dumped, there are plenty of fish in the sea... just kidding!
They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic


Dear jfldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmvxvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol


Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely,
Al Gore


Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant