Sunday joke.

Mrs. Bacacalupe comes to visit her son, John, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Takoush.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty John's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Takoush and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Takoush came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Ma,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John


Several days later, John received a response email from his mother which read:

Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Takoush and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,
Ma

Moral: Never lie to your mother