Sunday Joke.

Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent
their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they
moved to Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted
green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles , and
wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore. They
go to a building called a wreck center , but they must have got it
fixed because it is all okay now , they do exercises there , but they
don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too , but they all
jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate , there is a doll
house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so
nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out , and go cruising in
their golf carts. Nobody there cooks , they just eat out. And , they
eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people
can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who
do get out , bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My
Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and , says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When
I earn my retardment , I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I
will let people out , so they can visit their grandchildren.