Sunday Joke.

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:  "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.  I waded along the edge of a lake.  I pushed my way through brambles.  I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.  I avoided standing on a snake.  I climbed several rocky hills.  I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.  The mental stress of it all left me shattered.  At the end of it all I drank eight beers”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer".