No crap, really? Ya think? --------------------------------------------------------------------
What a guy!
---------------------------------------------------------------Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
------------------------------------------------------Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
----------------------------------------------------------War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
----------------------------------------------------------------If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
----------------------------------------------------------------Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
----------------------------------------------------------Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
----------------------------------------------New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
-----------------------------------------------Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
---------------- ---------------------------------Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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