Elephant Butte, NM

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Big Birthday 60 it's NO joke.

Friday the 25th was my 60th birthday. When I was in my 20's doing drugs and getting in to the bars underage.  (Yes I did those things!)  I thought 40 years old sounded so very far away and so very old. I also thought that the year 2000 was wild!  Well I've made it past both of those big moments to 2013 and 60.  I got "Well you finally made it to the 60's" from my sister.  "You don't turn 60 everyday"  from my brother.  And "gosh 60"  from my Aunties who are in their 80's and  90's.
Now that we have the photo albums, in the gun vault, in Dave's man cave.........................

Let's take a walk down memory lane..................

At the first apartment in Wheat Ridge, CO with dog Tasha. 
Yup long hair and a cigarette.  Probably 25 years old.


At Dave's, yes I have clothes on!  30 something.


Me and Mom.  30 something.






June 20, 1987  34 years old.





Baby Maggie.



Baby Maggie and Theo.


With Kathy, on their pontoon boat. Two sexy babes!


40 something.


40 something.

59.   Hey I can still get my leg up!!!!

59


                                             Thanks for the memories!   Thanks for the cards!

            

Monday, October 21, 2013

Sunday joke.


Sorry I thought this posted!





LITTLE JOHNNY... GEOMETRY
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"



LITTLE JOHNNY... MORTGAGE
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."

Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.

Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"



LITTLE JOHNNY... NAME THAT ANIMAL
Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Sunday Joke.






Could you give me some tips?
The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot…

‘Could you give me some tips?’ he asked.

The old man said, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high – tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.’

‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’

‘Sure will ‘

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.

‘That’s terrific!’ said the cowboy. ‘Got any more tips?’

‘Yep,’ said the old man. ‘Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it – that’ll give you a smoother draw’

‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man.

‘You bet it will,’ said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.

‘Wow!’ exclaimed the cowboy ‘I’m learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?’

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. ‘See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.’

The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.’

‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man.

‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun right up your ass, and it won’t hurt as much.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Yup!

Thought for the day...

We are always hearing about how Social Security is going to run out of money. 

How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money?


Sunday, October 6, 2013

Sunday Joke.






A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.