A Pastor goes to the dentist for a
set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his
new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for
only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for
2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to
get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first
Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8
minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more
than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
I love it when I make you
smile...and I KNOW you are smiling!
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