Sunday Joke!

An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

   The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of    a no-nonsense guy.

   One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

   She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

   If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. ...

   If you are laughing, send me your smile.

   If you are eating, send me a bite.

   If you are drinking, send me a sip.

   If you are crying, send me your tears.

   I love you.

 

   The husband text-ed back to her:

 

   I'm on the toilet.     Please advise.