On the road again. Off to Browning, MT to see the east side of Glacier Nat'l Park
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The wife's
back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions
for her part.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next
crap could spell disaster.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was
my own fault. I should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night,
or "foreplay" as she likes
to call it.
I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was
wrong. I got
downstairs and found the wife face down on the
kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I
remembered McDonald's serves breakfast
until 11:30.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her
to the fair last
night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off
the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front
door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you
bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to
stay!"
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I
have sinned, I masturbated while
thinking about my sister." "That's a disgrace," said
the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
I've
just installed strobe lights in
the bedroom. It makes the wife
look like she's moving during sex.
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