Two
priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They
were determined to make this a real vacation
by not
wearing anything that would identify them
as
clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed
for a
store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The
next morning they went to the beach
dressed
in their 'tourist' garb.
They
were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying
a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop
dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini
came
walking straight towards them..
They
couldn't help but stare.
As the
blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding
and addressing each of them individually,
then
she passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in
the world did she know they were priests?
So the
next day, they went back to the store
and
bought even more outrageous outfits.
These
were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in
their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a
different
coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward
them. Again
she nodded at each of them, said
'Good
morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and
started to walk away.
One of
the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just
a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We
are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in
the world do you know we are priests, dressed as
we
are?' She replied,
'Father,
it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
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