They were
gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.
The
waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed
the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table – but the man
stared straight ahead.
The
waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight
under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress,
thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other
diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man
"Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man
calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked
in."
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