Sunday Joke!

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third  grader , on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas , a teacher  asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child  wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma  and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa

got retarded  and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its  strapped to the ground. They

ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags  , because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building

called a  wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they  do exercises there , but they don't do

them very well. There is a swimming pool  too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there  is a

doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so  nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go

cruising in their golf  carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every  night - early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll  house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked

center for pot  luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment  and , says I should work

hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my  retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. 

Then I will let people out,  so they can visit their grandchildren.