What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between
the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,
“Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty
upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later,
she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says,
“My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and
lonely journey.
BLIND, BLOND & BALLSY
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says,
"Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The
man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer
is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell
that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah,
I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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