Sunday Joke!

Two police officers responding to domestic disturbance with

shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering wife had shot husband

for walking across freshly mopped floor, they call sergeant.

"Hello

Sarge."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have homicide here. "

"What happened?"

"Woman shot husband for walking on floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir, floor is still wet."