Elephant Butte, NM

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Sunday Joke!

Financial Planning 101

Dan was a single guy, working in the family business with his father.

When he figured out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to enjoy his fortune and perceived lifestyle.

One evening, at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but my father will soon die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. 
Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at some aspects of financial planning than men.

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