Sunday Joke!

Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Kathy, go to the map and find North America ..
Kathy: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Kathy.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Adela, what is the chemical formula for water?
Adela: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Adela: Yesterday you said it's H to O. (Got to love those concrete thinkers)
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
(Don't you love a child with confidence. nj)
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TEACHER: Glenn, why do you
always get so dirty?
GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Harriette, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
Harriette: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
Harriette: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had
the axe in his hand.....(Now, this child suits me to a "T".)_____________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
(LOL!)
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Diane, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Diane: A teacher. _____________________________