Sunday Joke!

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 

1. He called everyone brother 
2. He liked Gospel 
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 

1. He went into His Father's business 
2. He lived at home until he was 33 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 

1. He talked with His hands 
2. He had wine with His meals 
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 

1. He never cut His hair 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 

1. He was at peace with nature 
2. He ate a lot of fish 
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 

1. He never got married. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman: 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because

there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!