Sunday Joke.

PONDERISMS  (some things to think about)   1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.   2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.   3- Life is sexually transmitted.   4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.   5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.   6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals - dying of nothing.   7- Have you noticed, since everyone has a cell phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?   8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.   9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.   10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.   11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?   12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .   13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?   14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?   16- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?   17- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?   18- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?   19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?   20- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?