Sunday joke.

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it
under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something
cold to drink..

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and
asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up
under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to
be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't
hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your
dog wants to have sex!'


The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always
wanted a police dog.