We've been to this restaurant in Minnesota.
Ole, Lena, and Sven
Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door.
"Stay vare yu-ou are," she said to Sven. "He's so drunk he von't even notice you're
in da bed wit me."
Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser. A few minutes later,
through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to Lena and said, "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed. Der shud only be four. Vot's go'n' on?"
"Nonsense," said Lena, "Yer so drunk you miscounted. Get outta da bed and try again. Yu-ou can see bedder from over dare."
Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "Vun, too, tree, foor. Damn, yu-our right, Lena honey"
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