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BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
John
O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to
spending the rest of me Life, between the legs
of me
wife!"
That
won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast
of the night !
He went
home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize
for the Best toast of The night."
She
said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life,
sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed,
John!" Mary said.
The
next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies
on the street Corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other
night
at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She
said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
there
twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by
the
ears to make him come, and the other time he fell
asleep".