Elephant Butte, NM

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Sunday Joke!







Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start
hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help
and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them they can ride in
the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is
hauling. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike
into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.

Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying,
to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe
this so she takes a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and
shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.

She calls for immediate backup from headquarters, the Border Patrol
and the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many
officers "I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... 
two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle."

           

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