Subject: Beer Drinker
I was standing at the bar in Wells, Nevada and
this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those
martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the fruck you ask me
dat? Is it because I Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're
drinking my beer, you little prick."
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