Sunday Joke!

Little Bruce and his friend Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

  

 Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

  

 Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 12. Where will you two live?"

  

 Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in it nicely 'cuz I don't have a lot of stuff."

  

Still thinking this is just adorable,

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

  

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "We'll live off of our allowances, sir. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 15 bucks a week. That's about 80 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

  

Mr. Smith is impressed that Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

  

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, sir, we'll just have to play that by ear. We've been lucky so far."

  

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.