Ted and his wife were working in
their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt
is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a
measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt
is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he
asks.
She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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